Send automated insults to anyone, even yourself!

Mr. Pifflesnips has over a million unique ways to insult someone. Click through and see how many he can think up! You'll spend hours finding out what Mr. Pifflesnips thinks of you and your friends.

Examples of Mr. Pifflesnips wittiness include:

- festering armpit-licking fartface
- tactless bowel-clenching dingus
- rancid nose-picking twerp